Sometimes it helps if you laugh

I like Jeff Foxworthy, I think he’s funny in a redneck sorta’ way.

When a situation is so bad, so dim, so hopeless, sometimes it helps to laugh.

This would be funny, if it weren’t so true. If we were reading this about another country, we would shake our collective heads, roll our collective eyes and all think “Geeze what a bunch of morons.”

THINK ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU VOTE – These statements are right on the mark!!! He always makes sense!!
To:

By Jeff  Foxworthy:

If plastic water
bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a
nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots WE
DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!

If you can get
arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for
entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in
a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.

If you have to get
your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin
in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you MUST show your
identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or
check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who
runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by
geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government
wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun
magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16
fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.

If, in the nation’s
largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce
soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.

If an 80-year-old
woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can
be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka
or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched —
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run
by idiots.

If your government
believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt
is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old
boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but
hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is
perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded
by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and
success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and
intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC
checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run
by idiots.

If you pay your
mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV,
while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized
do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives
his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.

If being stripped of
your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe”
according to the government — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE
IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY
SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED
THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION

LET’S
SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU
CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE
IRANIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU ARE
DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF
YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY, YOU GET
SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI
ARABIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE
BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE
VENEZUELAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL
BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.

IF YOU
CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!

A JOB, A DRIVERS
LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT
CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A
LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE
HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN
WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY
YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU
DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY
INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

PLEASE
KEEP THIS GOING!!!
…… FORWARD TO ALL OF
YOUR FRIENDS AND
FAMILY

IT’S TIME
TO WAKE UP AMERICA
!!!!!!!!!!!!

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